“Hypocrisy doesn’t wear well.”
“Slander is always believed.”
“On reincarnation: people often come back as themselves.”
“If there’s such a thing as ‘cheap grace‘
there’s such a thing as ‘fire sale ambiguity‘.”
“Don’t ask God to pick your socks up off the floor.”
“Complexity calls for intensified clarity.”
“It doesn’t matter what happens, so long as you’re dressed for it.”
“The reason I have a natural smile is that I never use it except when I want to.”
On Aging: “Don’t do it.”
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